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Secession bid in South Africa: is this our Mad King George or a looming constitutional crisis?


We are, most of us in this fair land, subjects of the AbaThembu kingdom – according to a declaration of secession presented to Parliament recently.

If this comes as a surprise to the good folk of KwaZulu-Natal, the Eastern Cape, Western Cape, Northern Cape and parts of Gauteng and the Free State – who are all claimed as part of the independent AbaThembu kingdom – it’s been a hugely compelling issue in the Eastern Cape recently, not least for the AbaThembus whose most famous son is Nelson Mandela.

It’s been an amusing topic of discussion in the Eastern part of the province and, for the past month, the letters pages of the East London-based Daily Dispatch newspaper have been filled with strident views on the secession attempt and its apparent leader, King Buyelekhaya Dalindyebo.

Talk of secession, whether it comes from Texas or the Isle of White, is compelling in today’s world as it seems so loony. And Dalindyebo, who is Mandela’s clan nephew, is a colourful and controversial figure of the first order. He has a talent for dramatic gesture and has made headlines for years, from public spats with the Matanzimas over who is the rightful AbaThembu king to claiming in court papers that Mandela led an ANC coup to unseat him in 2002.

However, Dalindyebo is also a very influential traditional leader. Not only are the AbaThembus an important Xhosa royal family, but the king has political blue blood as Dalindyebo’s father, Sabata, chose exile over the apartheid government’s Bantustan policy. King Sabata Dalindyebo, after whom the Mthatha  municipal area is named, was no National Party stooge.

The fact that it took about a decade to bring the current king to trial in the Mthatha High Court last year for a raft of serious crimes – including kidnapping, culpable homicide, arson and assault with intent to commit grievous bodily harm – shows just how influential he is.

Dalindyebo was sentenced in October last year to 15 years for his crimes. They included ordering in 1995 that one of his subjects be beaten up as well as ordering the kidnapping of a mother and her children after the woman’s husband failed to pay a fine Dalindyebo had given him.
Then in December Votani Majola, Dalindyebo’s lawyer and head of The King Dalindyebo Justice Task Team, demanded that the state compensate the AbaThembu nation R80-billion and the royal family R900-million for the humiliation suffered as a result of Dalindyebo’s criminal conviction. Failure to do so would result in the nation seceding, charged Majola.

Majola served notice on President Jacob Zuma’s office and the National Prosecuting Authority about the intention to secede and then, on January 14, a declaration of secession was given to Parliament. Parliament has confirmed it has received the declaration but said it was not sure such an issue fell within its jurisdiction. Nevertheless, Majola  threw down the gauntlet and told the Daily Dispatch last month: “I served the notice on 14 January. We have officially cut ties with South Africa and we are no longer South African.”

Dalindyebo is a wily political player and has been careful to make no pronouncements on the issue but his spokesperson, Phumla Matshaya, has confirmed that the king was aware that Majola had served notice on Parliament. “Votani  is working with us,” said Matshaya. “He has done his research. He is not a crazy man and he got his act together.”

Well, we AbaThembu subjects are relieved to hear the good lawyer is not completely potty. But there are serious questions raised by this peculiar turn of events. Is this a looming constitutional crisis or is   Dalindyebo South Africa’s answer to Mad King George? And how should the government and the ANC respond?
It must certainly be embarrassing to Zuma and the ANC’s national leaders, who have always treaded softly around the Eastern Cape kings. The Eastern Cape is the ANC’s historical and political heartland and the ANC’s OR Tambo region – which encompasses Mthatha – is the party’s biggest voting region. Further, Zuma went out of his way to court the traditional leaders of the region prior to being elected ANC president in 2008 and the 2009 national election.

My guess is that this a tricky little hot potato that no one wants to react to officially.  The presidency referred me to the  Department of Co-operative Governance and Traditional Affairs on the matter. The Dispatch reported  that  that department stated it would intervene only if Dalindyebo approached it.
Until now the king’s chief advisers have distanced themselves from Majola’s claims.

At a  meeting – that included the king and Patekile Holomisa, the president of the Congress of Traditional Leaders of South Africa – of AbaThembu leaders and ordinary people at the king’s Bumbane Great Place in Mthatha two weeks ago,  a decision was taken to help find funding for the king’s appeal against his convictions but the issue of secession was not discussed.

The media were barred from the meeting but Holomisa said afterwards that the issue of secession would be discussed at another meeting scheduled for later in February.

The Johannesburg-based Majola told me that he was not at the meeting but he would proceed with the secession process. “Secession was decided as early as December…The issue of secession is on and we are continuing to proceed,” he said, adding that his task team wanted the process to be peaceful.

Majola said that his task team were in the process of consulting the people on the ground in the Transkei and, after that, the next step would be formal engagement with the government. Provinces such as the Western Cape and KwaZulu-Natal were included in the claim, he said, because these were the pre-colonial lands of the AbaThembu.

Bantu Holomisa, the leader of the United Democratic Movement and one-time leader of the Transkei homeland, said Transkeians will not take this seriously until they are consulted on the matter. But he also believed that Zuma and the ANC national leaders must be shocked and embarrassed by the turn of events from such a prominent king.

The ANC is probably using its influence on the ground to put a halt to the secession attempt, says Bantu Holomisa, so the upshot of the today’s meeting will be intriguing.

There are those who believe that this is a serious issue. Pierre de Vos, a law professor at the University of Western Cape who runs a successful blog, has warned that if the king and his lawyer act on the threat in anyway, they could be charged with treason. “There is always a thin line between expressing a wish and acting on a wish,” De Vos told the Dispatch.  “Once they start encouraging people to be disobedient towards the state they will be threatening the security of the state.”

However, Professor Stephen Friedman, director of the Centre for the Study of Democracy, says that in the practical world of politics, Dalindyebo is not going to be tried for treason.

Whatever the outcome of the meeting later this month, we can be certain that Dalindyebo is not going to step quietly off the stage. He has been granted leave to appeal his sentence and the Mthatha High Court has also granted the state leave to appeal the sentence on a culpable homicide charge – so it can up the charge to murder.

It seems Dalindyebo is determined to use everything in his arsenal to avoid a jail term so the ANC government hasn’t seen the last of the troublesome king.

* A version of this article appeared frist in Business Day.

* See also the Dispatch report on one of its reporters receiving threatening phone calls over the secession story.

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Put another shrimp on the barbie, mate


Of course, we Saffers love to dis the Ozzies. They have a nice climate, no crime and are such bad winners. Take a look at this cheesy old  Paul Hogan ad for Australian toursim from the 80s:

The reason why its come up is that the Ozzies are about to embark on a complete image makeover for their tourism marketing after the ‘Where the bloody hell are you” campaign tanked. Apparently some nations (like those touchy Brits) thought it was offensive and banned the ad. We had it on SA TV and I’m thought it was just lame:

Anyway it’s nice to know we’re not the only ones that cock it up completely some times. And if you were thinking of swanning off to your Ozzie mate and crowing about how great South Africa is and how  boring Australia is, watch this first:

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Caster Semenya: Time for the ANC to lay off the Robert Mugabe act


And the prize for Shameless Popularism goes to the ANC for pouncing on poor Caster Semenya when she arrived back in SA to claim her as their latest struggle victim.

Pic: Creative Commons, Flickr, Anyaka

Pic: Creative Commons, Flickr, Anyaka

All that was missing was anguished cry of “Amaaaaaandla” at OR Tambo Airport in Joburg yesterday when first ANC Youth League President Julius (or is that Julia?) Malema and then ANC Women’s League Winnie Madikizela-Mandela (plus President Jacob Zuma speaking later from Pretoria) trumpeted the 18-year-old athlete as a victim of oppressive forces  — those being the racist West, of course, and the media. Shades of Robert Mugabe, I hear you say, and if their opportunism wasn’t so pathetically transparent, I’d agree. Read The Times story here on her arrival.

Semenya won the 800m gold medal at the International Association of Athletics Federations’ World Athletics Champs in Berlin, last week amid controversy about her gender.

Now let’s remind all at Luthuli House what this is about: an 18-year-old girl who is truly a stupendous athlete. She’s already been through media hell in Berlin and now you guys are doing the same to her back home by making her a poster girl for the fight against racism. Shame on you.

I’d say it’s up to Semenya and her coach to decide whether to go through — or not — with the gender test and not a bunch of politicians with bugger all imagination. Lay off the girl, please. This does you no credit.

Meanwhile News24 has an interesting story up  about an Ozzie doctor and researcher who has looked into the hormonal aspect of the case and declared that there is very large range of so-called “normal” testosterone levels that could naturally occur in women.

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WIN WIN WIN: Grubstreet competition


Is it art? Is it a book? Enter the Grubstreet competition and find out. Muse over it the loo, let it lurk on your coffee table –  either way, it’s very cool!

Grubstreet has copies of limited edition books of art by Eastern cape artists Jeff Rankin and Andrew Mogridge to give away. This

From "A Brush with Death" by Andrew Mogridge.

From "A Brush with Death" by Andrew Mogridge.

acclaimed suite of drawings called The Longpocket Library is the result of Andrew and Jeff putting pen to paper after many many cups of tea and over a decade of walking slowly round the tree of finer details.

And all you have to do is subscribe up Grubstreet’s email newsletter here to enter the competition.

The newsletter is free and means that once a day you’ll get an email summarising what went on at Grubstreet. The competition runs for two weeks and I’ll let you know via email if you’ve won one of the Longpocket books. You do, however, have to live in South Africa to be eligable for a prize.

To see more of the Longpocket books click here, where you’ll also find “Slumtown Hero”, a free song by Andrew Mogridge for download.

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Finding the inner Twit


 

The soon-to-be ex-Alaskan Gov, Sarah Palin, is apparently tweeting up a storm since surprising Americans by announcing that she is quitting her job, reports the Christian Science Monitor, 

She’s got more than 90 000 followers, and she’s clearly feeling a lot more relaxed now that she’s stepping out of the governor’s residence. Recent tweets range from the weighty:

“Act in accordance to your conscience -risk- by pursuing larger vision in opposition to popular, powerful pressure”-unknown

to the barely legible:

Kotz trip gave Labor Commish & me opp to speak to young AKns re resource develop. jobs we want AKns to have 1st shot bc work ethic is there

Read more at the Christian Science Monitor but before Ms Palin takes to writing moose-stew recipe books, here’s the fabulous Tina Fey doing one of her election campaign skits:

 

 

 

 

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Lord of GP, I salute you


 

This is fun. Over at 2Oceans Vibe, Seth Rotherham has been cleaning up his desk top and has done  a post of all the fun pics he’d been storing for a rainy day.

There are some great shots of personalised number plates sent to him from across the land. My personal favourite is the guy (I presume it’s a guy) whose plucky plates read: 

 

Lord of GP

 

You’ve got to be a bold bunny to pull that one off in a Joburg traffic jam. Click here to go to Seth’s post.

 

 

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The gods of journalism are smiling


 

What do you do if as a TV reporter when a passer by gets uppity? You poke him in the eye, of course.

Watch how this Las Vegas journalist deals with a sticky situation while doing a Michael Jackson insert. Haven’t you wanted to do this on the job a couple of times? 

 

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To me, you’ll always be Ice Cream Boy


 

Fame comes to us all eventually — and with the advent of reality TV, you’re just being obtuse by not grabbing a snippet of media spotlight some time or other in your little life time.

Televised sports events, of course, provide ample opportunity for those prepared to do something eye-catchingly idiotic in the stands. 

Sauron’s Eye wondered over the crowds  at the Brazil-Italy Confederation Cup game recently and caught Ice Cream Boy demonstrating face painting for dummies. Check it out:


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Shaik still alive – ag shame


 

Pierre de Vos over at Constitutionally Speaking is reminding us every 30 days that President Jacob Zuma’s former financial advisor is still alive after getting paroled from choekie because, we were told, he was in the final stages of terminal illness.  That’s some tenacious, I-won’t-forget-even-if-you-do journalism, Pierre, and you’re law professor. Hacks, hang your heads in shame!

Today it’s been 110 days — just under four months. Shame, poor Mr Shaik — not only is the country waiting for him to peg quite soon but it must just be … killing … him to be keeping a low profile and hang out at home. He was quite the man about town in Durbs before he was convicted for fraud and corruption in 2005 and one would oft hear tales of him living it up at popular venues. Trendy Italian restaurant  Spiga d’Oro in Florida Road was such a popular haunt for Shaik that he got a linguine named after him.

Either he’s getting a lot of takeaway of his relieving his blood pressure by finding convivial eateries off the beaten track and out of sight  of canny Durban hacks like Paddy Harper and Sam Sole. Come on, you Durban hacks, there’s a story for the eating here. Put out some feelers in the restaurant, catering and caberet circuit. Even Mr Delivery might have a few tales to tell.

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Three to tango with our prez


An expert in Zulu custom tells The Witness there’s no need to fret about what seemed to President Jacob Zuma’s wives jostling for better position for a pic taken at Parliament. Ndela Ntshangase, a lecturer in Zulu studies at the University of KwaZulu-Natal in Maritzburg says the wives know their places and there’s no need to read anything into the reported pushing aside of Zuma’s second wife by his third wife. Click here to read the full story. Ntshangase is quoted as saying: She is no fool; she just did it. It happens everywhere when people want to be in a good position during a photoshoot. Even when people are doing Zulu dancing they dislodge each other to get to the prime position and this is no sign of a conflict. Well, there we have it, folks. Nothing unusual here except for the fact that our president has three wives. It’s highly likely that when the four of them get together for public events, the wives are going to steal the show from their hubbie … because there are, well, three of them — and brightly festooned they are too. I must say I’m a tad disappointed that we’re not seeing much of Mr Charisma, whom we heard so much about before the national election. Both Zuma’s big speeches as president (at the IPL final and in Parliament this week) have been stiff and business-like. After the Mbeki era, I feel we all deserve the flash of a smile, the glint in an eye…. “Do a little dance. .. Make a little love… Get down tonight.”

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